A list of puns related to "The Vagina Monologues"
It's simple, write 300 words and the most upvoted post I'll read out loud in monologue form.
I'm doing this for one of my favorite non-profits, Alzheimer's Association, as my family have been unfortunate enough to have been affected by the disease.
As a BONUS, I'm offering you all the chance to be flown to the UK for lunch with ME in return for just a tiny donation to this amazing cause. I'll also sign a beloved Kangol hat and mail it to anyone that donates $200 or more!
Check it out at: www.prizeo.com/samuel
Let's go muthaphukkas give me something interesting to say!!!!
Obligatory proof: https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/339773173950189570/photo/1
EDIT: Alright Reddit and 4chan(Don't think I don't know about you muthafukkas), I'm about to blow shit up right now. We're at $70k in donations, if we break $100k I will read ANOTHER monologue of my choosing. (Not necessarily one of the most upvoted ones) I'm doing this because this cause is really close to my heart. Now go to www.prizeo.com/samuel and donate some mahfakkan money to the Alzheimer's Association and help me put an end to this muthughphoukkan disease!
https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/340185807862251520 and retweet this shit
Update: You guys are some badass muhfukkas we killed it we broke $130k this morning!! Think about what we did here, think about the good YOU all did and the major impact it will have. Monologue #1 coming soon
Update 2: To clarify how I chose the winner, this feed was a muthafukkin mess, it was easier to tell which ones got the most death threats rather than the most upvotes, so out of the top ones I chose the one that I felt was the most badass and monologue 2 coming over the weekend!
Update 3: Monologue #2 coming tomorrow(Wednesday) with other surprises as well
Update 4: Monologue #2 is posted! http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1fqfax/its_finally_here_im_a_big_breaking_bad_fan_which/
For me, it would have to definitely be John Doe's monologue in the car in "Se7en": https://youtu.be/MUIpgiPBk5k
We learn everything that we need to know about John Doe as a character. We also do learn about his motivations about killing people because of their apathy of the immorality happening everyday in the city and also their own sins. We have also have great acting that brilliantly characterizes the characters they're playing along with some pretty nice dialogue.
The fact that John Doe considers himself not to be special but still finds a lot of value on what he believes and what he does for himself really reminds of me in a way. Not saying I agree with his actions or anything like that but I am someone who doesn't consider himself to be special and I am aware of it but I still find a lot of value on the things I love and on my beliefs. When somebody confronts that and goes against it, that really affects me and I try to come up with an argument to debunk that person. I find more importance on that thing more than myself. Which is exactly what I got from John Doe mentioning he doesn't think he is special but what matters is the work that he is doing. When Mills attacks his view, he goes into the defensive, underestimates the intelligence of the person and try to delegitimize what he says to make his claim more valid. He truly wants to believe his own work really haves as much value as he claims and he goes to such lenghts to try to prove it with wrongful actions. I found this trait to be very human of him and something I have recognized in not just me but others. We can also see he is someone who internally might not be believe on everything that he says and that he'll not admit it, deny it and make another argument to try to prove himself right. This is what I got when Somerset says how he is not really doing it for God as he is doing it for his own personal pleasure rather than what he claims to believe in. He is that part of us on which we believe that causing pain on criminals/bad people is justice when it is just a way of making ourselves feel better. We hide those deeper pleasures inside us with the idea that this is the "right thing to do". You can see John Doe stays silent as if he was rethinking what he did and was having some existential conflict but tries his best to not show it but later, he tries to argue against the argument made against him despite him not being fully honest about it. John Doe kinda reminds me of Mills in a way but i
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fred mentioned it on Stern. And I was wondering how many monologues were written by past writers etc.
Edit: It was 2016, I am sorry!
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