What do you call crystal clear urine?
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...
Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
What do you call a squirt gun with urine in it...
Son: Dad! Why are you drinking urine!
Dad: It’s not URine it’s MYine!
What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic?
Urine trouble if you hold
You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
What's the opposite of urine?
A company that performs tests on urine samples turned a large profit in the last several months
They had a great piss-cal year
If your here for pee jokes, urine luck
Diagnosis: Urine in a lot of trouble.
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
What do you call a French man with urine on his head?
If you have trouble peeing, Urine trouble
Bad dog, Wee wee outside. Now urine trouble.
If you subscribed to this subreddit for pee puns, urine luck my friend
Boss: Would you be able to pass a urine test?
Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?
At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.
Broke my arm and ended up in hospital. The doctor told me she would have to take a urine sample.
I asked her if she was taking the piss
My doctor keeps losing my urine samples and asking for more
He’s really taking the piss
If what's in a bladder is called urine...
..shouldn't it be called urout once you take a piss?
I drink way too much, my doctor asked me for a urine sample..
There was an olive in it.
What's your favorite thing about urine?
Urine-nation would be a great name for urinal installation company
Phosphorus was originally discovered by Hennig Brand by evaporating urine.
An alchemist tried to distill gold out of urine
He went around collecting urine from taverns all around until he had huge vats of it. He boiled it down to try and get the gold from out of the liquid. When he has it all boiled away, he looks at what he has and realizes it isn't gold, but instead what we now know as phosphorus.
That's why phosphorus is on the periodic table under "P."
A story my dad just told me.
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal-clear urine?
What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call a water gun filled with urine?
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