Sorry if I posted this urination pun before
My dad just sent me this. " Today's Windsor Star says that Wiz Khalifa was arrested for public urination behind a bar in the United States."
I was caught stealing urine samples
I'm now getting charged for taking the piss!
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
What do you call crystal clear urine?
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.
It gives me a leg up on the competition.
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...
Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
What’s the opposite of Urine?
Don't pee on the seat, or urine trouble.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
It makes them soggy and hard to light
I came across a tiny fish urinating.
I asked its name and she said "Elle." That's right, I saw Elle, a minnow, pee.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
Went to the doctors and complained that I had trouble urinating.
"So, take these pills to cure your waterworks problem, then give me a tinkle." the doctor said.
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Being 6 ft apart while using urinals
Is considered social pisstancing
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to pee 2 spots away? We should call that "social pisstancing".
If you sell pee for a living...
Why don’t you ever hear a pterodactyl urinate?
Because the pee is silent....
Credit my buddy Cameron.
What did the man say to the woman he liked who had bladder problems?
Lines for urinals have become an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.
So mind your pees in queues.
I shared a urinal with some guy named James.
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
*job appointment*
What can you do?
"I don't know... pee?"
Urine
What did the professor say when the Urology student did not know the technical name for pee?
Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
If you're having a hard time peeing,
What do you call a squirt gun with urine in it...
What did the drug tester say to the suspect?
I am terrified of people who urinate quietly.
After all, all psychos have a silent p.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
What do you call crystal clear urine?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...
What happens to you if you pee on the floor?
What do you call crystal clear urine?
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