Money puns

I need a money pun for a title of a speech I’m giving about the history of money. I knew you guys would spark my creativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rfbaylon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Money Puns are Pun-ey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicaleman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step

Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.

Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soba_todoroki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money

Very Sketchy People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarsrstt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I’m gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.

Stimulus Chex Mix

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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You know how tombs tend to have money that's buried with their inhabitants?

That's the first cryptocurrency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCuriousPyro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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If money can't buy love...

....then why do dating sites charge?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I tried to make money as a sculptor,

but I could only get the heads right so I went bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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There’s some money down the drain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charltskisaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call money growing on trees?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.

It's half empty.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Where does Frosty keep his money?

In the snow bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEMstone85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.

It’s a drama dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My Grandpa always said "don't watch your money, watch your health."

Then one day when I was watching my health, he stole my wallet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I saw a banker burying money under the bushes in his garden

It was his hedge fund

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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My Uncle and Aunt Send Me Money From England Every Year On My Birthday

Now my wallet weighs 31 pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allstar_WoRlD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.

I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapps2000x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

When I fled the scene of the accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I just called GameStop Customer Service...

They asked me to please Hold. πŸ’ŽπŸ€²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myfourthuser04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Where do fish get their money?

From a river bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynarush_3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...

Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Man54
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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My high school bully still takes my lunch money.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How did the Nazis get their money?

Krautfunding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aereau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I make money by selling simple sandwiches

It's my bread and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZxAlan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Where does a pool table keep its money?

In its pockets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call the money your garbage business earns?

Gross revenue

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call an actor with money problems?

Johnny Debt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IStoleHisTeapot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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So I wanted to withdraw some money.

Have to try again later because for some reason I canβ€˜t ATM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PEKKACHUNREAL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but

my hedge fund manager hates reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zensunni82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Please just take my money you deserve it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackson24me
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Kid: Why do you stand on one leg while you get money out of the ATM?

Dad: I’m checking my balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, β€œIt’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.

That's a first degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Where did the nut keep his money?

In his cash shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.

Because they had no option.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saswata1194
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?

Income-plete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**

Taken from fb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine

I guess it's out of order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realtonylong
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I always put my money in drums

Because it’s a sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:

Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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