Wealthy Puns

A list of puns related to "Wealthy"

Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Because their capital is always Dublin

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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How can you attract a wealthy, suburban dog lover?

Arrange rover.

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👤︎ u/pdxp2b
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely

franchise.

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👤︎ u/SkyNetF1
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.

That spoiled brat was the wurst!

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

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👤︎ u/TheUltimateDoggo
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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👤︎ u/ilfiliri
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I just joined a group of wealthy bell haters

I can’t believe I’m finally part of the nobellity!

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👤︎ u/GenericNameNumber46
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.

The Elder-rich

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👤︎ u/Dimir_E_Protogenos
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.

Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.

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👤︎ u/--Koko--
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine

when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.

"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.

"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"

"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.

They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."

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👤︎ u/kachow--
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?

He won the gelotto.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why was the baker more wealthy than the surgeon or the rocket scientist?

He was the only one making dough.

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👤︎ u/code_engine
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why did the wealthy golfer bring his chauffer on the course?

His caddy said he needed a driver.

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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What do you call a successful, wealthy poultry farmer?

A chick magnate

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👤︎ u/itsmoolla
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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I guess you could say that a wealthy locksmith...

has the key to success?

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat
📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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I want to see a Batman parody of a wealthy Joker....

...all I want to hear him say is "You wanna know how I got these CARS?!"

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👤︎ u/aarong914
📅︎ Mar 14 2016
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Why are people in Utah more wealthy than most Americans?

They've got Mormoney.

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👤︎ u/darryshan
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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What do you call the baby of a wealthy family?

A fine whine.

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👤︎ u/Stepheoro
📅︎ Jan 30 2017
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why are the irish so wealthy?

there capital is always dublin

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👤︎ u/chickenman2359
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why are Irish people so wealthy?

Because their Capital is always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/zijital
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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