Net Worth Puns

A list of puns related to "Net Worth"

Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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👤︎ u/LupinDaThird777
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"

I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.

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👤︎ u/refward
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I am worth nothing...

I paid off all my debt so now my net worth is $0 :D

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👤︎ u/Zapyre
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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I asked my fisherman friend, “How much money do you make for your catch?”

He said, “I don’t discuss my .....net worth.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 11 2020
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I can’t say how much a YouTube stars assets add up to...

..but I can say they have a huge net worth.

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👤︎ u/ngg13
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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A fisherman is selling fishing supplies at a market

An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, “what’s your net worth?”

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👤︎ u/autonova3
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why did the fisherman become a banker?

He knew all about net worth.

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👤︎ u/Ubertekk
📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That‘s a really expensive net!

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👤︎ u/okkani
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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