In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.

I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Cleft palette vs. cleffed pallet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Classic, simple, just to reset your pun palette
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bvuut99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBelpit68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Dry cookies are really crummy.
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After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed

He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Like the tired stock clerk at the art-supply store said:

"I just can't palate another pallet of palettes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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My friend has a wooden eye

We were in high school and it was that time of year where the pupils are looking for prom dates.

Anyways, there is this girl, Iris, that goes there that was also date-less who had a hair-lip (cleft palette) and hoping to hear from my friend.

He walks up to her, and says, "Iris, would you like to go to prom with me?"

Iris was so excited, her cheeks flushed, a smile burst forth and she exclaims, "Would I?! Would I?!......"

My friend gets pissed and jabs his finger towards her as tears start streaming down one side of his face and he's yells, "HAIR-LIP! HAIR LIP!" And runs away bawling his eye out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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