A list of puns related to "Shadings"
it's for shadowing
A yawning
Polly-chromatic
It really came out of the purple.
I replied, βBecause I am feeling light headed.β
Turns out he is a 50 shades of greyhound.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
The Cyantific Method!
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
It was a gorgeous shade of red before; now itβs just a burnt Sienna.
It made a good ad visor.
Park in sun disease.
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
I want hue.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
Fo' rest.
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Manateal.
It seems a lot of women roped their boyfriends into coming along.
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
...I take umbrage.
... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?
Dad cuts in and replies "she hasn't had a chance to go yet, she's been tied up".
Because she didn't meet Dakota for the month yet.
Light blue
Itβs called 50 shades of gray
I said "You shouldn't go out in public like that. You would look shady." No one responded. I apologized for the lame joke. I tell lame jokes like this all the time and that might have been the last straw. What do I do? Help.
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