Bridging Puns

It was riveting.

The ones that were down under.

He couldn’t get over it.

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

I just can’t get over them

It’s very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)

It’s all overhead

"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."

That took a toll!

The sign said Draw bridge.

Me: Did she push you off of a Parisian bridge?

Wife: 🤦‍♀️

Spanish

Is it now abridged?

Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there

She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”

I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”

It was very civil engineering…

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

I said, "I always feel a bit queasy crossing Brooklyn Bridge."

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

It really takes a toll.

It takes a lot of truss

but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

Tequila

Would have been ok if viaduct.

A civil engineer

Because the little moron was a little more on.

My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”

Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

...They ride the Troll-ey.

Some kid threw it up there.

Because there was no Tres-passing

Spanish.

I just can’t get over them.

He was a little "more on."