Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

It’s a little fit bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s Elton Johns favourite beer?

Amstel standing! (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)

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Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...

But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I wrote a joke about Elton John

It’s a little bit funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Couldn’t find my seat at the Elton John concert

I’m still standing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kah0303
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Have you heard about Elton John’s new comedy tour?

It’s a little bit funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelvintlmactae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Teenage daughter asked "When is that new Elton John movie coming out?"

I replied "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrentlam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I was watching the news with my son and they said that Elton John has put on so much weight recently, he will have to have pants made specially for him...

I chuckled and said, "So now he'll sing, 'Goodbye normal jeans'!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Why doesn't Elton John like kale?

Because he's a rocketman!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

β€œIt’s a little fit bunny.”

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Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?

It’s a little fit bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....

Its a little fit bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Elton John has brought a treadmill for his pet rabbit

It's a little fit bunny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?

...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Elton John doesn’t like iceberg lettuce..

He’s more of a rocket man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kah0303
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend said that they’re gonna meet Elton John soon…

But I think it’s gonna be a long long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfs42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

It’s a little bit funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaredeasley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I’ve written a joke about Elton John.

It’s a little bit funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budmort
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

It's a little bit funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I've written a joke about Elton John

It's a little bit funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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