I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Zwischen BBQ zum Mittagessen und BBQ zum Abendessen haben wir Beale Street besucht, um Blues-Musik anzuhören. Der Blues ist ein Musikstil, der sich in den 1860er Jahren im „Deep South" der USA entwickelt hat. Der Begriff „Deep South“ bedeutet normalerweise die Staaten, die Baumwollplantagen und die immer damit verbundene Sklaverei hatten, nämlich South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi und Louisiana. Und die Realität des Lebens der versklavten und vormals versklavten Afrikaner in diesen Staaten hat die gesamte Grundlage für der Blues gebildet.
„Bluesologe“ Gil Scott-Heron sagte, „Amerika hat die Atmosphäre geliefert und damit der Blues gebören waren.” Die Geschichten, die in frühen Blues-Songs erzählt werden, drücken diese Atmosphäre aus. Sie erzählen die Schwierigkeiten, mit denen die befreiten Sklaven konfrontiert wurden, zum Beispiel Armut, Isolation in kleine Städte und Anfeindungen von weißen Leuten. Sie geben einen guten Überblick von der Geschichte der Südlichen USA, von den Augen der Unterdrückten.
Man kann den Einfluss des Blues in fast alle moderne Musik sehen, von Rock ’n’ Roll bis Hip-Hop und Popmusik. Das Interessante ist, dass die schwarzen Bluesmusiker wegen des damaligen Rassismus fast keinen Erfolg hatten. Die Kultur war von der „Schwarzesmusik” abgeneigt. Der Blues musste den Atlantik überqueren, wo er Gruppen wie The Beatles, The Rolling Stones und Led Zeppelin beeinflusst hat. Die British-Invasion brachte diesen Blues-beeinflussten Rock 'n' Roll nach Amerika, wo er sehr beliebt wurde.
Einige Songs waren Coverversionen von alten Blues-Liedern. Zum Beispiel wurde das Lied „When the Levee Breaks“ des Led Zeppelin ursprünglich von Memphis Minnie und Kansas Joe McCoy geschrieben und gespielt, die arm und unbekannt gestorben haben. Nach der British-Invasion hatte der Blues ein Wiederaufleben, das Musiker wie Stevie Ray Vaughan und Eric Clapton hervorgebracht hat. Heute kann man den Blues durch Musiker wie Gary Clark Jr, Jack White und The Black Keys anhören. Naja, die frühen Bluesmusiker waren aufgrund der damaligen amerikanischen Kultur meist erfolglos und unbekannten, aber ihr Erbe beeinflusst noch die heutige Musik.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
Calcium, nickel, neon
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
