I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBruh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Sleep? It's all about preparation.

Mum was out shopping and calling Dad excitedly at some new bedding she'd found. "It's so us, it will help your back, and it looks so so so comfortable. Come on, we've not had new bedding in years. I've chosen this amazing bed, sheets that go perfectly with our room. There's a deal where they throw in extras, like a U shaped pillow and then......."

Dad cut her off mid-flow and shouted "OK! Do it! Let's get it!"

He relayed the conversation back to us and said he was really excited.

Weeks later when the bed finally arrived he stood watching her unwrap the parts. I was just outside the room. He waited for his cue and when she opened the U shaped pillow - boom - he hit it,

"It looks nothing like me!" He shouted.

He turned to me and winked "totally worth it" he grinned at me.


I was confused.


He said "when I heard about the U shaped pillow I was so sold on the joke I had to let her buy it all".

Yeah... Nice one dad........

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smegmagma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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I’m struggling to decide whether to throw away my old pillow...

I think I’ll sleep on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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