I just slept on a memory foam mattress for the first time

it made a great first impression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why did the chickens buy a memory foam mattress?

Because they were no spring chickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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It finally happened! I bought memory foam shoes. Now I'll remember what I walked in the other room for.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudleysdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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One of my friends was visiting and he really liked my new memory foam pillow, so much so he offered to buy it

I told him "I don't know, I need to sleep on it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Abdul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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A bad memory foam mattress?

They call that a "forget-it mattress" instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchellbaggins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What does an old memory foam mattress have?

Dementia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallycoolalien
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Why did John's bed have two layers of memory foam?

In case the first one forgets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniquenesss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Memory foam pillows are garbage.

I have been sleeping on one for years and it hasn't helped me remember anything.

Courtesy of my mom's coworker...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenCankle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Memory Foam Pillows

Dad: Check this out, memory foam pillows.

Me: How are they? I was thinking of getting some for myself.

Dad: They are pretty terrible...

Me: How so?

Dad: I still can't remember where I left my car keys.

ಠ_ಠ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neoko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Memory Foam Does Not Work

My dad was helping me move today. I pulled the memory foam off of my mattress to make it more manageable and my dad asks, "What is that?" I told him and he quickly replied "Who was your first grade teacher?" Me being unable to answer he said with great satisfaction, "See, it doesn't work!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maverickish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....

Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I will have a very comfortable corpse bed when I die

It will be memory foam

I have strong memories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForbiddnSnacc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.

That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gointobeathell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Me telling my son a bedtime story

"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."

SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TightMysticmike
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Dad got mum good today

Mum - I need a new memory foam pillow, this one is going flat

Dad - it must have Alzheimer's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malt-stick88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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Girlfriend knows how to dad joke.

Son: I remember laying in mommy and daddys bed last night.

Her: Well of course. It's memory foam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gscskater4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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My dad fancies himself an inventor and a comedian.

He was helping me pack for college. As he's carrying my memory foam mattress topper, he turns to me and says "New invention idea, breast implants made from memory foam. We'll call it Mamory Foam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crepe_Cod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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Just got dad-joked by my coworker (who happens to be a dad)...

"I bought a memory foam pillow once, but I forgot where I put it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrm395
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....

Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Whenever I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments of my high school days come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from my high school keep flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Every time I lie down on my new bed, all my embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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