Memory Foam Puns

it made a great first impression.

Because they were no spring chickens.

I told him "I don't know, I need to sleep on it"

They call that a "forget-it mattress" instead.

Dementia

In case the first one forgets.

I have been sleeping on one for years and it hasn't helped me remember anything.

Courtesy of my mom's coworker...

Dad: Check this out, memory foam pillows.

Me: How are they? I was thinking of getting some for myself.

Dad: They are pretty terrible...

Me: How so?

Dad: I still can't remember where I left my car keys.

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My dad was helping me move today. I pulled the memory foam off of my mattress to make it more manageable and my dad asks, "What is that?" I told him and he quickly replied "Who was your first grade teacher?" Me being unable to answer he said with great satisfaction, "See, it doesn't work!"

Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

It will be memory foam

I have strong memories

That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.

"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."

SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"

Mum - I need a new memory foam pillow, this one is going flat

Dad - it must have Alzheimer's

Son: I remember laying in mommy and daddys bed last night.

Her: Well of course. It's memory foam.

He was helping me pack for college. As he's carrying my memory foam mattress topper, he turns to me and says "New invention idea, breast implants made from memory foam. We'll call it Mamory Foam!"

"I bought a memory foam pillow once, but I forgot where I put it."

Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.

I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.