Looked up β€œUncanny” in the dictionary

And the definition was very weird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?

The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Some bad dad jokes about Europe (very bad)

Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?

-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice

Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories

-Warsaw what?

Belgium loves its greens

-City named Brussels gives it away

Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".

Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXxXREMNANTXxXx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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