Not to brag, but I have this uncanny ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.

You can say.....it’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Looked up β€œUncanny” in the dictionary

And the definition was very weird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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How much canned dog food should you feed to your dog?

About a canidae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whind_Soull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My wife’s activity today was jarring.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scartol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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It’s amazing how most jars look alike...

The resemblance is uncanny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saffmj23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.

Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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New houses without toilets are strange...

They're uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Toddler (n.)

Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable creature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drwtsn_thirty2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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I bought a can opener today, but it doesn't seem to work.

Turns out I bought a can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naynay143
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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Some bad dad jokes about Europe (very bad)

Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?

-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice

Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories

-Warsaw what?

Belgium loves its greens

-City named Brussels gives it away

Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".

Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXxXREMNANTXxXx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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