Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend is pastor of a church that has no divine historical figures with extraordinary spiritual and moral insight...

It's a not-for-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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High mass in the extraordinary form
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saffmj23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why were the electrons from the volcanic eruption sent to prison?

They were charged under extraordinary circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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There most unfortunate thing that can happen to an ordinary man

Is to have an extraordinary father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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A hornbill in a rainforest...

A hornbill in a rainforest screeched triumphantly! β€œHahaha I am the king of the birds for I have the biggest beak.” He sat on his branch smugly, smiling to himself when another bird with an extraordinary beak landed beside him and scoffed,β€œToucan play at that game.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASquishyWorm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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