Fantastic pun, Al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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A Fantastic Pun.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Fantastic pun from Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.

One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Day two: I have a fantastic New Years resolution

1080P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Sar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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this is fantastic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouthernJoe24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My wife and I had a fantastic wedding

Even our cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Plastic fantastic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/learjet2014
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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This is fantastic v.redd.it/7k5p6jemzf821
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonah-1903
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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This is fantastic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yryang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A cow gave me fantastic life advice

The cow told me to live in the moo-ment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victhemag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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When someone drinks alcohol, people call the alcoholic, when someone drinks Fanta, no one calls them fantastic.

This isn't my joke, I just thought it deserves to be on r/puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vVeemo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mak_101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad

When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...

Was outstanding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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How did the candle give such a fantastic answer?

It was ENLIGHTENED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/povdov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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In the movie Armageddon, they should've sent the Fantastic Four to the asteroid.

The Thing is made of rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I had a boiled egg for breakfast, and then had a fantastic day.

I think it was a good ovum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Not-So-Fantastic Four
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeego123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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Saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...

Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/businessmantis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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The Rolling Stones were a fantastic band...

...but few people realize that when they weren't on tour they had a side job as muscologists.

They had an extensive collection of mosses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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My 3 year old is going to be a fantastic father.

He was struggling to do something so I offered to help:

Hey buddy do you need a hand.

No thanks, I have two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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I may be influencing my girlfriend in a fantastic way.

I always tell her the awesome jokes that I find here and other places. She rolls her eyes ninety percent of the time, as one would expect.

Well the other day I was going up an escalator and got zapped by static electricity-

Me: Ouch!

Her: Aww, it must be because you're such an electri-cutie

I was so proud, it nearly brought a tear to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerIsGood1894
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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My buddy will be a fantastic dad

So we're talking about the Renaissance festival (Plantersville, Texas) and the stuff you can buy there since my buddy has never been. I was saying you can buy swords, armor etc and this is how the conversation goes.

Me: Dude you can buy long swords there, mail armor etc.

Chris: So can you buy female armor too?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draked1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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