I couldn't a-fjord it.
Canβt believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the βSuperb Owlβ? Canβt find them on Spotify.
They were very nice to meat
Dark, isnβt it?
I watched it all unfold.
In Instagrams
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.
I hear they are all going to be superb!
He says, βIβll have a martinus.β
Bartender asks βYou mean martini?β
Julius Caesar replies βIf I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.β
I said, "Hi, do you do deliveries?" He said, "Yes, sir. Of course." "Superb," I said, "I've got a Domino's Pizza ready to pick up."
Being a father of my own, I'm still envious of the masterful skill in which my dad can come up with his material. While driving down the interstate, a Miller Lite truck pulls out in front of us, more quickly than he should. My dad swerved to the left to avoid my door from getting broad sided by a tractor trailer. I yelled from being startled.
Me: He almost hit us!
Dad: We're fine. I can handle this.
Me: He almost totaled the car! What if he had hit us? I could be dead!
Dad: Nah, you would've been fine. It was Lite beer.
Me: (jaw dropped in awe and amazement)
That was one Superb Owl.
Supposedly there was a superb owl!
My dad always used this one on me whenever something hurt, and I, in turn, use it on my sons.
- Me: "dad, my foot really hurts"
- Dad: " That's weird, does your face hurt"
- Me: (groan and walk away because I should've known better)
- Dad: (yelling as I'm getting out of his line of dad joke fire) "WELL ITS KILLING ME!"
I find this joke superb nowadays
I came home form college so my dad and I could continue to watch the superbowl together. After halftime he came back wearing binoculars. He would hold them up to his eyes and look over the TV every so often. Then he said, "Son i can't find the owl."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dad: "Well don't look at me... the newspaper said the superb-owl was going to be on the tv today."
I asked him if he was excited for the superb owl...
Poor owl.
