Why is North Korea so evil?
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I canβt take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but Iβm sure heβd be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter itβs brought.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
Heβs a gingerbread man.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have a joke about the North Atlantic Treaty
But, I won't say it to you because it's NATO business.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
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︎ Dec 23 2020
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I took my new girlfriend to North Wales
Bangor?
Well, yes I did actually.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ May 04 2020
The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I donβt like discussing North and South in polite company.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea
He said "I can't complain"
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why is North Korea bad at jazz
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What do you call rednecks up north?
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︎ May 10 2020
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
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︎ Aug 22 2020
How do you call a bumblebee from North America?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?
It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
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︎ May 01 2020
Who is North Koreaβs favorite rap group?
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︎ May 04 2020
I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called
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︎ May 15 2020
Why is there confusion over the health of North Koreaβs leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor βhow is Kim Jong Un?β
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):
"Well, this is Auk-World...."
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︎ May 06 2020
I wonder what calibre does North Korea use
To administer coronavirus shots
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there...
...he said he couldn't complain.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how he was...
He said he can't complain.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea
"I can't complain" He said.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
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