Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did the author write about pirates?
They thought it was cannon to the story.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.
I said that I didnβt feel tempted to do so et. al
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why do authors always arrive unannounced?
Because everyone knows the first rule of writing is βshow, donβt tellβ
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My favorite author is S.O. Teric
Youβve probably never heard of him.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, βTry Sarah Toppsβ
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writers block. Couldnβt get past his first sentence.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What did the russian author order for breakfast?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Not original... Credit to author
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︎ May 11 2020
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
Walking
JK
Rolling
sorry if itβs a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
The author of my favourite DIY book?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Transplant (Author isnβt me, but I donβt know who it is)
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︎ Jul 01 2019
She is such a great author... here's my favorite quote from her.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
What kind of dog do authors get?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?
His life had its prose and cons
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.
I'd heard it was a write-off.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My poor friend the author has been really struggling lately...
I try to be supportive and say βwrite on, brotherβ every time I see him.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history
I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations
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︎ Aug 06 2019
An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register
I guess his story didn't check out
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Who is a young cow's favorite author?
Moo Willems.
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What type of blood does a author have?
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︎ Mar 13 2019
It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.
Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated....
Oh wait, that's male otters
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Who was the most famous author in Skyrim?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Whatβs the author of Harry Potterβs favorite way of going down a hill?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
My author friend claims that he βaccidentallyβ glued himself to his autobiography, but I donβt believe him.
reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenβ¦
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︎ Sep 07 2018
57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...
He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.
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︎ Mar 30 2018
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Why don't bookworms make good authors?
Because their plots are always full of holes.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
A best-selling author...
Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?
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︎ Feb 10 2018
What do all great authors have in common?
None of them have typo blood
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︎ Apr 14 2017
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?
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