Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?
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Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?
Because he wanted to flip the script!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Did you hear about the unreadable writer with a colostomy bag?
Turns out he only had a semicolon.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
My friend is a ghost writer.
He is currently working on his boo-ography.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I quit my job today as a sign writer.
I could see the writing was on the wall.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
As an aspiring writer, I always make sure to proofread carefully
Otherwise, I might accidentally some words out
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︎ Jun 04 2020
They should just have been paperback writers.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Why was the writer comfortable in the army?
He was familiar with the magazines.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?
All of his stories had Twist endings.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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CC writer
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︎ Jan 07 2020
VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.
He said she would be really good at stump speeches.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
This writer had a field day
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︎ Mar 27 2019
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englandβ¦
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︎ Jan 12 2020
My son is a very persistent writer.
I have an author you can't refuse.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What can you hear whenever the writer of Futurama tells a dad joke?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why do writers have to tell the truth?
Because if not, they would be called wrongers.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
An essay had a picture of a young sheep. Nowhere did the writer cite where he got it from.
Where's the lamb source!?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
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︎ Sep 28 2019
A condition that every writer fears
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What do i have in common with movie script writers
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day."
twitter.com/meganamram/stβ¦
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Why did the writer go into a restricted area?
Because sheβs an authorized person
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︎ Apr 26 2019
Being a writer is enjoyable...
But the job of editor is more rewording.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...
She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Why do writers wait for movie end-credits?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I went to high school with a Buzzfeed writer, and I remember him offering me $20 to hang out with him and his friends.
Turns out it was Clique bait.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I was going through my twitter account, and remembered I write puns when I have writerβs block. Hopefully this counts.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writerβs block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.
Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, βWhy Euripides?β
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︎ Jan 11 2019
One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad
I sea what you did there!
http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png
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What did Jesus say to the gospel writer?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What do you call a second-rate writer?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
My dad gave me some advice on writer's block.
"Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart...it will probably come out much worse than you had hoped."
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︎ Dec 12 2018
What's a writer's favorite thing to watch on TV?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
A writer tells his friend, "I once got fifty dollars a word!"
"I talked back to the judge!"
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︎ Nov 18 2018
What do you call a letter that seems to be a submissive writer?
βAβ likened sub-scribe
please kill me
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︎ Aug 25 2018
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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