The inventor of the Velcro has died.

RIP.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??

The No-Bell Prize πŸ•ΊπŸΌ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeyThereLinus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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The inventor of predictive text has died.

His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adfunk101
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I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt...

My balls have never felt so free.

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The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian

I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...

It blew him away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?

Rubbing his hands

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chriller1122
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ‘ Rubik?

It's full of twists and turns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIntrovertedAuthor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/max69well
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...

There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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The inventor...

... of the sexual innuendo has passed away.

His wife is taking it very hard

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!

There’s no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
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Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theycallmeslayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.

They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.

edit:OC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/max69well
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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Met the inventor of the windowsill the other day.

Absolute ledge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clown-homie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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What do you say to the inventor of 0?

Thanks for nothing.....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hiresh23
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!

It's a rags to riches story

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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The inventor of auto correct died last week...

Restaurant In Peace

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHarlz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2019
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The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died.

His life was over in a flash.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BenAdam321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2019
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The inventor of Velcro was skeptical about the name at first

But after a while it stuck with him

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrettyMuchIt530
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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I met the inventor of the car bumper today.

I think I made an impression.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elokwins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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Apparently the inventor of auto-correct has died.

His funeral is next monkey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2019
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I hope the inventor of the whiteboard realizes how truly remarkable his creation is.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platypuns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2017
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The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...

I guess he would have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2019
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What did the inventor of the chalkboard say about their invention?

It’s remarkable!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LlamaCowMeow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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How did the inventor of the calendar inform his wife about his accomplishment?

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever…

His friend says, β€œWow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, β€œWell, I’m about to blow your mind.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2017
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The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2018
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What did the inventor of the walkie-talkie call a nightmare?

A screamie dreamie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-PoLIcA-is-Coming
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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The inventor of the piano..

..probably made a few grand off of it.

~/u/Insectlopedia

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheActrician97
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2015
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Did you know that the inventor of the urinal was only a child?

He was a real wizz kid.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karibil_Watar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2017
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The inventor of autocorrect has died

May he roast in piss

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2018
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The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died earlier today

His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2019
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What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?

He got a no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrivatePenguin12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize

It was a nobel prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/janhetjoch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2017
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?

The No bell prize.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TR0YbuttsoupBarnes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2019
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The inventor of velcro died today.

RIP.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2018
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The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2014
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died...

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GerryAtrick1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2018
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