The inventor of the Velcro has died.

RIP.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??

The No-Bell Prize πŸ•ΊπŸΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyThereLinus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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The inventor of predictive text has died.

His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt...

My balls have never felt so free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian

I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...

It blew him away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?

Rubbing his hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chriller1122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ‘ Rubik?

It's full of twists and turns.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...

There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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The inventor...

... of the sexual innuendo has passed away.

His wife is taking it very hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!

There’s no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theycallmeslayer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.

They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.

edit:OC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Met the inventor of the windowsill the other day.

Absolute ledge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clown-homie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What do you say to the inventor of 0?

Thanks for nothing.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiresh23
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!

It's a rags to riches story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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The inventor of auto correct died last week...

Restaurant In Peace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHarlz
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died.

His life was over in a flash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenAdam321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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The inventor of Velcro was skeptical about the name at first

But after a while it stuck with him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyMuchIt530
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I met the inventor of the car bumper today.

I think I made an impression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Apparently the inventor of auto-correct has died.

His funeral is next monkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I hope the inventor of the whiteboard realizes how truly remarkable his creation is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypuns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...

I guess he would have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What did the inventor of the chalkboard say about their invention?

It’s remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LlamaCowMeow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How did the inventor of the calendar inform his wife about his accomplishment?

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever…

His friend says, β€œWow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, β€œWell, I’m about to blow your mind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What did the inventor of the walkie-talkie call a nightmare?

A screamie dreamie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
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The inventor of the piano..

..probably made a few grand off of it.

~/u/Insectlopedia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheActrician97
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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Did you know that the inventor of the urinal was only a child?

He was a real wizz kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karibil_Watar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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The inventor of autocorrect has died

May he roast in piss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died earlier today

His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?

He got a no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrivatePenguin12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize

It was a nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janhetjoch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?

The No bell prize.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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The inventor of velcro died today.

RIP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died...

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerryAtrick1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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