He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
What's a pirates favorite toy to play with?
A man was admitted to hospital today with 10 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
My little girl accidentally broke one of her toy flowers. All I could say was...
What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?
My dog lost his favorite toy this week...
What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santa’s workshop?
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
What did the dog say when he threw his old chew toy away?
What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?
My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.
What do you call a tinker toy that someone farted on?
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
He was a little shellfish.
What’s a rappers favourite toy?
I got a job at a factory that makes Dracula toys
Its only me and one other worker. I need to make every second Count
I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage, son.
You'll need something to play with.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Why are plush toys never hungry?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
Why don't toy swords hurt?
They're only hokey pokey!
Balls have got to be one of the oldest toys.
They’ve been ‘round a long time.
Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.
My wife took my toy boat away.
She told me to quit playing with my dinghy.
How do you say toy in Chinese?
My baby sister just threw a toy horse at me
I told her to hold her horses
What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
Son tied a fist toy to my fishing net
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
My kid wanted a Yoda toy.
I told him we already got Toyota
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
What was the kitten diplomats favorite toy?
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
I like making cardboard toys.
You can say I never get card-bored.
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
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