Crest (toothpaste) Puns

A list of puns related to "Crest (toothpaste)"

Did you hear about the guy who died from eating toothpaste? Crest in peace
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👤︎ u/seymorethrottle
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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I felt so bad when I dropped my toothpaste.

I was Crest-fallen.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Toothpaste.

So my dad was going through his normal morning ritual, when he screamed "GODDAMMIT" from the bathroom. He walked out a few minutes later, looking sad.

Me: "What was the yelling about?"

Dad: "I dropped my toothpaste."

Me: "That made you upset?"

Dad: "No, ZTheJerk. Upset doesn't cover it. I'm absolutely crestfallen."

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👤︎ u/ZTheJerk
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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I dropped my toothpaste..

I was crest fallen

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👤︎ u/vocatan
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Did you hear about the toothpaste scandal?

Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.

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👤︎ u/RawRockKills
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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What do you call a religion based around toothpaste?

Crest-ianity.

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👤︎ u/bobjuita
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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