Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Crest (toothpaste)"
I was Crest-fallen.
So my dad was going through his normal morning ritual, when he screamed "GODDAMMIT" from the bathroom. He walked out a few minutes later, looking sad.
Me: "What was the yelling about?"
Dad: "I dropped my toothpaste."
Me: "That made you upset?"
Dad: "No, ZTheJerk. Upset doesn't cover it. I'm absolutely crestfallen."
Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.
Crest-ianity.
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