I certainly soap you like it.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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More than just soap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3leven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap

I’m totally clean now, though!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....

Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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β™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«

I just sang about eight bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I had this really terrible addiction to soap.

I'm clean now though..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyduckling75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The police found the man who was stealing the soap.

They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jubulus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.

Dirty bastards.

Then the cops came over and did a full report.

They said they got away clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I got tear free soap in my eye

It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?

"Get out. This is micelle"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't

It was just a Lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Thats what I call dish soap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermantaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.

Then it Dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.

Suddenly it became a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I killed a spider with soap

He got a clean death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZethMrDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?

A filthy lyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoodermemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why did the thief take the soap?

So he can make a clean getaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerMaster978
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I once grabbed a slippery soap...

It got out of hand pretty quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alcinada
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What is soap's favorite brand of beer?

Sud-light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyKnight789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I need more soap puns!

Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.

(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtWings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I was addicted to soap once.

Now I’m clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorly_timed_fuck
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was addicted to soap...

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luqs1738
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket

To come clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm cleaning up my act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rowdawg69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But i am clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunny_E30
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But now I’m clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I used to have a severe addiction to soap

I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I was a soap addict.

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexshinoda117
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Soap

I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyyWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But im clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supeelok99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I was addicted to soap

but now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratiodoloris
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zincti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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