I certainly soap you like it.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
More than just soap
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I used to be addicted to soap
Iβm totally clean now, though!
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
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︎ Jan 20 2021
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
β«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«
I just sang about eight bars.
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︎ May 31 2020
I had this really terrible addiction to soap.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The police found the man who was stealing the soap.
They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.
Dirty bastards.
Then the cops came over and did a full report.
They said they got away clean.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I got tear free soap in my eye
It hurts like heck but at least Iβm not crying
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︎ Oct 12 2020
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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︎ Jan 28 2019
How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?
Because some men just want to watch the world turn.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?
"Get out. This is micelle"
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't
π︎ 3
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Thats what I call dish soap
π︎ 9
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I killed a spider with soap
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 01 2020
What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?
π︎ 24
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Why did the thief take the soap?
So he can make a clean getaway.
π︎ 22
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?
π︎ 7
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︎ Jan 22 2020
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
π︎ 4
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I used to be addicted to soap.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I was addicted to soap once.
π︎ 11k
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︎ May 07 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 30
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I used to be a soap addict
π︎ 9
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 33
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was addicted to soap...
π︎ 796
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 117
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I used to be addicted to soap,
π︎ 209
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︎ May 31 2020
Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket
π︎ 4
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
But I'm cleaning up my act
π︎ 8
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I used to be addicted to soap,
π︎ 28
π
︎ Jul 02 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 12
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 44
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I used to have a severe addiction to soap
π︎ 22
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I was a soap addict.
π︎ 43
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︎ May 01 2020
Soap
I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 6
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I was addicted to soap
π︎ 74
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
π︎ 24
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
π︎ 17
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︎ Nov 23 2019
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