"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
That's a bit of a stretch
Because what he made was stolen!
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
I sheet you knot
Me: "I guess everyone's getting Z's"
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
Arthur: Unite?
Lancelot: Yes I am.
Hairy Pottery.
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
But atleast she has a smoothie
Multi-level marketing
That’s when I draw the line.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
Their next car is Elon gated.
You could call it my pet project.
Flying Saucer
.ptsd
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
Men are now working around the clock.
While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing
5 minutes pass
B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis
Gastral Projection
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying “Hi” as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, “Here comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”
And Son waves and says “Hi!” and giggles.
Wife: “And there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”
Son: “Hi... toots”
Wife: “Yes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”
Son: “Hi!”
Wife: “That’s the ‘Hi of the Tiger’”
Me: “... 💀 💀 💀”
Wife: “You love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”
I’m just buttoning it up now.
Billy replied “I drew a blank”
They learn fromage
They always try to keep stake holders happy
But now they have a lot of violins
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
Trying to think these up has been unbearable
