The bro with the tribal tattoos that is blasting Nickleback and is vaping all the time, has an annoying voice.

But it's mostly his axe-scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.

She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Having a blast!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.

Whoosh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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The bomb didn't want to go off.

So it refused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur’s fart?

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloYellow17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Man lives through plutonium blast

http://imgur.com/gallery/gviQXp5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessicamshannon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Kaboom
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I went to the dynamite convention yesterday

It was a blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schutwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.

I said boy I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Momorah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?

A cautionary tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call an exploding DeLorean

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.

I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augabol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet

I’ve been having a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vtrellik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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C'mon guys. We're gonna have a blast!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings

They had a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neon_Unstable
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Dad walks into the room and blasts some gas and says....

Hey! Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/germsburn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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What did the extremists do at summer camp?

They had a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Titles are hard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DepressingComedy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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"It may be a blast for you..."

"...but it's not a blasphemy!"

https://imgur.com/a/Jx3pS

dad joke owning r/funny post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeusTroanDetected
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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I was involved in a bombing a few years ago.

Such a blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmbhatt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff

The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?

Congratulations! Have a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmankhan787
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaveConnoisseur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Just got blasted with this one

My friends Dad got a salt shotgun for Christmas to kill flies with.

Dad: Hey guys, if the cops come to the door and if they ask if we have any weapons, we can tell them we have an A-salt rifle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haannibal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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Every morning when I was in grade school my Dad would blast this song NONSTOP.

Good morning good morning good morning! Everytime the song would restart the complaining from me and my brothers would be drowned out by the laughter of my Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voxon2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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Playing my guitar on full blast is my forte
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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbah25
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell

I had a Baja Blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumplingBoiii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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My boyfriend's Dad's response to my Mountain Dew Baja Blast

"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_giraffe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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People with diarrhea literally don't have their shit together.

Bu they're having a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nizo_GTO
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What did the floor get when it was naughty?

Grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairem2113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why did the US nuke Japan?

They thought it was gonna be a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakes134
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a caveman's fart?

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call a cavemans fart?

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a fart from a caveman?

a blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a caveman’s fart?

A blast from the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvaofm1tch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a caveman fart?

A blast from the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BbBTripl3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast

At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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