She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
Whoosh.
I said boy I canβt turn this down.
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
A blast from the past
It was a blast!
A blast from the past
Iβve been having a blast
They had a blast
So the police can see heβs white and not blast him.
Such a blast from the past
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
Congratulations! Have a blast.
They had a blast.
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
Bu they're having a blast.
They thought it was gonna be a blast
Talk about a blast from the past.
I had a blast
They say it's a blast from the past.
I got a third degree. It was a real blast too.
So I hid in the basement and waited until the cops and firefighters came and told them that we had a blast.
I had a blast working there.
Iβve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasnβt been seen since.
Iβm a bit disappointed by it, but all in all itβs just another brick in the wall...
A guy finds 3 penguins so he brings them up to a cop and says, βhey, what should I do I found these 3 penguins β the cop replies, βI donβt know, take them to the zooβ. The next day the cop pulls the guy over and the 3 penguins are in the back seat with beach towels and sunglasses. The cop says, βhey buddy, I thought I told you to take these things to the zoo β the guy replies, βI did, we had a blast. Today weβre going to the beachβ
Hey there!
I'm an avid dad joker, and it looks like within 24 hours I'll finally be a dad myself. Throughout the pregnancy, I've had a blast making jokes about womb temperature, and ultrasounds making her a womb with a view.
Now is where I need your assistance. I've been expressly forbidden from making any jokes during the labor process, which means I am of course going to make jokes.
Got any great pregnancy/labor/new baby jokes?
It's a real blast from the past.
Kid: The fireworks were amazing!
Me: yeah? Im glad you liked them...
Kid: they were a blast...
We were driving down the highway just outside our city, and where we live they had to blast through a lot of rock to build this highway. My girlfriend, looking at one of these rocks we drive through asks:
'I wonder how they got the rock to look like that"
me: "well it's simple, they were e'road'ed"
she didn't speak to me for the rest of the trip.
My roommates and I were passing the study room in our apartment and we noticed that the AC was blasting and the room felt like an icebox. I asked "Why is it always so cold in there?"
And one of my roommates responds "because it's a cool place to study." My other roommates and I just groan and roll our eyes.
So, this guy is telling his coworkers about his just-completed vacation..
"So, I took the ol lady to one of them vacation islands, and she had a blast"
"Jamaica?"
"Nah, it was her idea!"
At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down
A blast from the past
A blast from the past
a blast from the past
A blast from the past.
A blast from the past
