Why should you never play Hacky Sack with Bigfoot
You'll get you sack-squashed.
They tried to sack her, and she didn’t have a leg to stand on...
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
.....because he only comes once per year.
I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.
Cremation or funeral was the correct term.
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...
...because I took a couple of days off.
What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.
'How many letters were there?'
There were loads in there!
What do you call a burglar's loot sack?
An accessory to the crime.
What does a communist pirate call a sack of potatoes?
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...
Which I thought was a little rash.
From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.
He's got the sack yet again this year!!!!
I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.
They must be light bulbs!
How long does pepper last in the sack?
I don’t know, I don’t have the thyme to find out those spicy details.
Everton sack Ronald koeman
Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.
In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"
If you sack groceries for a living, you really have no choice but to put everything in.
'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.
It was getting late so I decided to hit the sack
After a while it started to hurt so I went to sleep
What do you get when you put two angry bovine in a burlap sack?
While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
Cashier at the convenience store asks, "Did you need a sack?"
Dad replies, "Oh, no - we each have our own."
Cashier looks at my dad like a perv while his grin slowly fades back to :[
Why does Santa have a big sack...
Because he only comes once a year.
Why does Santa bring a very big sack?
Because he only comes once a year
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
“I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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