So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.

I’ll be a sugar daddy.

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My daughter made me proud with this dad-joke.

The whole family is together at the dinner table and my brother had just gotten a new cat. Instead of letting the cat get into trouble he opted to put it in the cat carrier while we ate. Sneaky little thing got out of it's carrier and my daughter blurts out, "Well the cat's out of the bag!" ^I'm ^so ^proud. ^^tear

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