Lesions Puns

A list of puns related to "Lesions"

I made the decision to not date the girl with skin lesions on her face too hastily...

The decision was rash.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?

Because he had so many lesions.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call a sore that appears in different places on your skin?

A roamin' lesion

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👤︎ u/Derptron5K
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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