It really rocked my world.
It's the hardest one to pass.
This, too, shall pass
Too many drinks on the rocks
Urine my way.
You have kidney stones gandalf. Fortunately they are small so they will probably pass naturally.
Gandalf: NO! NONE SHALL PASS!
They only want to come in pees.
https://imgur.com/gallery/QEMGB
I finally got it out of my system.
Urethra!!!
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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All I'm saying is...a year or two after being kicked in the nads, I've never heard a guy say, "you know what! I think I'd like to be kicked in the nads again."
Bartender "Do you want to enter our drawing? We're giving away a set of kidney stones."
Man responds "Nah, I'll pass"
"Hey, have a good memorial day weekend"
"eh, I think I'm getting a kidney stone. Should be exciting…"
"Oh really? My Dad got one of those a few years ago but he wouldn't tell me where he got it. Do they sell them somewhere around here?"
Let me start off by saying that we live in the US. The reason why I'm mentioning that will make more sense. Because it might not be applicable to other countries. I had some recent hospital tests done for kidney stones (no fun). While visiting my parents I was talking about all the tests they had to do, and my mother said something about a test she had to do in the past.
"I didn't even talk to them but to interpret the scan they sent me a $30 bill"
My dad, "I don't think they've ever made a $30 bill"
