They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
The Illumi-Knotty
But we celebrate Son day every week!
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
A Freemason Jar
I might go take a gander.
So I smashed their back door in.
They didn't even do anything.
meme
Dairy = dare he
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
Not me. I knew they had the balls to do it.
A Karma-Whore
I'll call it diffiCULT
It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
It was called Diffi cult.
The illuminatea
they got members all around the globe.
Treeson
The Aluminumati.
A flaternity.
So they gave me a posh trophy.
Starbucks
It is a Tolkien gesture.
We're a fairly advanced society, we need jokes with content that makes us think. All these easy laughs are making us dumber by the second, and we just keep rewarding them with upvotes that convince the lazy among us to keep churning out lazy jokes. Comedy is one of the only common traits things in every society and culture on this planet and we may not always agree with what is funny, it's very subjective, but no society or culture has no comedy. It's one of the most effective unifiers in all human existence. Of course it's just my two cents, but we really need to avoid cheapening it. There are 6500 spoken languages in the world and this is the most widely spoken, the least spoken languages of course being sign language. Someone once said "a world without laughter would be like a world without warmth, a dark hole in the ground filled with cold water." I know they mean well, but I think it's worse than that. There are three unwritten rules for how comedy should function in the world. We have to learn to follow them or we're doomed as a people, forever, however just like there are two butts in the word "assassin", there are two caveats to this dire situation with lessons learned from the best there is. One is the lesson we can take from Switzerland, I'm not entirely sure what makes them so good at integrating comedy into their lives, but their flag is a huge plus. The other is the lesson we can learn from farmers who know how to put what's important first, how to put in the effort into growing something, and they are always outstanding in their field. We get too caught up in standard modalities of thinking and none of us are totally all right, in fact most of us are at least close to half left. In closing, the absence of comedy when you really think about it, is fear. Fear of the ups and downs of life, much like a fear of elevators. And just like a fear of elevators, we all must take steps to avoid it. Thank you for your time.
Disappointed
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water
Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.
I want change!
I was afraid of that.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
very high in anti-bodies
I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.
Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
