Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Never thought of it like that haha
I need an adult, pls & thank u
How do people actually make new mates as an adult?
Why are adults evil?
Because 18 is three sixes!
I would get into trouble as a kid, if I swore in front of an adult.
Now as an adult, I get into trouble for swearing in front of a kid.
When does a adult know it’s time to stop parting and drinking?
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
I’ll tell you the opposite of adulting...
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
My dad didn't love me as a child, but I don't blame him.
I wasn't born until he was an adult.
A man turns up to a fancy dress party with no costume apart from a naked woman on his back.
He tells the host he has come dressed as a snail.
"But who's the woman?" The host asks, confused.
"Oh, This is Michelle"
This was my 6 year old cousins favourite joke for a while and it still cracks me up especially given the concerned looks the adults share when the joke starts
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
What do you call a jewish person who is too young to be considered an adult
Why are young adults in farming families less likely to get COVID?
Because they're corn teens
Why are baby cows cheaper than adults?
Because they're calf price
When you grown up, you either become...
A: Grown adult.
B: Groan A dolt.
You know you're an adult when you look at the ceiling after hearing a dad joke
What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult
Adult lessons (adolescence)
What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?
Even as I grew from a kid to an adult...
My kidneys are still not adultneys
Did you know that you only become an adult after you've heard a terrible dad joke.
At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...
...from that day in I had adult-neys.
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
Considering how hard they worked to teach us stop, drop, and roll...
I really expected to be set on fire more as an adult.
Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
What is the difference between a baby and an adult???
How would a socially awkward adult go about emerging from a lair of eternal loneliness?
As an adult I know now that my parents were actually Santa Claus.
But I still don’t know how they got to all those houses in one night.
Adult: A person who is fully grown or developed.
Two-dult: 2 people who are fully grown or developed.
Are you COVID-19?
Cos you sure as hell took my breath away, girl!
One of the particpants at an adult foster care home dropped this bomb.
I work at a house and take care of two gentlemen with mental disabilities who live there. One of them dropped this gem today:
Him: What would happen if I didn't have a mouth? I couldn't talk.
What would happen if I didn't have a nose? I couldn't smell.
What would happen if I didn't have any ears? I couldn't see.
Me: Do you mean you couldn't hear?
Him: No, my hat would fall down and cover my eyes.
MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life!
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple terms that I am an adult but he isn't...
What animal is not born yet but can also be an adult at the same time
I just turned 18 so I'm glad I'm an adult now....
I just wish my kidneys became adultneys
A few years ago, on my 18th birthday, I lost both of my kidneys...
but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
No adulting Tuesday for me!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple turns that I am an adult but he isn't...
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