You really shouldn't make fun of overweight people
They have enough on their plates
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The overweight guy at the bank could see into the future
he was a four-chin teller
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︎ Dec 27 2019
If maths were a person it would be very overweight.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What do you call a city full of overweight people?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I was at the doctor's yesterday. He said, "You are very overweight, so donβt eat anything fatty."
I asked, "You mean like bacon, sausage and chocolate ?"
He answered, "No fatty. Don't eat anything!"
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I went to the doctor, and he said I was overweight. I'm not allowed to wear white T-shirts any more.
He told me I have to dye it.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call an overweight monk reading psychology?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
What do you call a snake that's extremely overweight?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What do you call an overweight knight of the realm??
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︎ Jun 08 2019
My overweight parrot died today
I was upset but it's a huge weight off my shoulder
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︎ May 07 2018
What do you call an overweight drug dealer?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
My dad says he is overweight because of the internet
It keeps forcing cookies upon him
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What do you call a town filled with overweight bugs?
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What do you call an overweight, tired, homosexual Frenchman?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
An overweight police officer looks down at his stomach and says
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︎ Feb 26 2019
What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What's the different between a Teletubbie and an overweight Telemark skier?
One is a Teletubbie and the other is a Tubbie Tele.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
So I came up with a comic strip about some overweight guy trying to buy some tight pants.
And the publishers told me that " It's a stretch."
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︎ Oct 29 2018
A boat with overweight people on it.
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︎ Apr 17 2014
I may be overweight, but I care about fitness
Fitβness pizza in my mouth
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︎ Aug 04 2018
Why do you never trust an overweight female drug dealer?
Because she will always cell-u-lite
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︎ Apr 24 2018
I feel Americans are overweight because...
they have too much on their plate.
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︎ Feb 15 2017
What do you call an overweight pirate?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
What do you call an overweight Killer Whale?
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︎ Jun 29 2017
What do you call an overweight fortune teller?
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︎ Aug 08 2016
My friend's dad's advice when I said my cat is overweight...
"Have you tried putting him on the Catkins diet?"
Cringe
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︎ Sep 10 2015
Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?
Because they're all so skinny!
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︎ Nov 09 2016
What do you call an overweight Mexican?
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︎ May 30 2015
While driving past a weigh station: You know why kind of fines you have to pay on an overweight truck?
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︎ Nov 11 2013
Why was the philosophical, overweight monk always greasy?
Because he was a deep fat friar
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What should you do if your hair is overweight?
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︎ May 17 2014
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