You really shouldn't make fun of overweight people

They have enough on their plates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.

It was a heavy bird into bear.

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The overweight guy at the bank could see into the future

he was a four-chin teller

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If maths were a person it would be very overweight.

They’d eat too much pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredster2006
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a city full of overweight people?

Obese City

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I was at the doctor's yesterday. He said, "You are very overweight, so don’t eat anything fatty."

I asked, "You mean like bacon, sausage and chocolate ?" He answered, "No fatty. Don't eat anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I went to the doctor, and he said I was overweight. I'm not allowed to wear white T-shirts any more.

He told me I have to dye it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creative_im_not
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call an overweight monk reading psychology?

A deep fat friar

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What do you call a snake that's extremely overweight?

A Fat Asp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call an overweight knight of the realm??

Sir cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daz101224
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My overweight parrot died today

I was upset but it's a huge weight off my shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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What do you call an overweight drug dealer?

Pot-Bellied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandyfan77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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My dad says he is overweight because of the internet

It keeps forcing cookies upon him

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What do you call a town filled with overweight bugs?

Abeecity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathwish2022
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What do you call an overweight, tired, homosexual Frenchman?

A fatiguΓ©!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCuteInExecute
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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An overweight police officer looks down at his stomach and says

"You are under a vest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?

Lead-Lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What's the different between a Teletubbie and an overweight Telemark skier?

One is a Teletubbie and the other is a Tubbie Tele.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhonKa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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So I came up with a comic strip about some overweight guy trying to buy some tight pants.

And the publishers told me that " It's a stretch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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A boat with overweight people on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freeside1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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I may be overweight, but I care about fitness

Fit’ness pizza in my mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipdipbeantot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Why do you never trust an overweight female drug dealer?

Because she will always cell-u-lite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsharpe23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I feel Americans are overweight because...

they have too much on their plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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What do you call an overweight pirate?

Avast Matey!

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What do you call an overweight Killer Whale?

A Porca!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PureFresh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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What do you call an overweight fortune teller?

A large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optionalsilence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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My friend's dad's advice when I said my cat is overweight...

"Have you tried putting him on the Catkins diet?"

Cringe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyShutupMom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?

Because they're all so skinny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LessThanNone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresano
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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While driving past a weigh station: You know why kind of fines you have to pay on an overweight truck?

Heavy fines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysagirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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Why was the philosophical, overweight monk always greasy?

Because he was a deep fat friar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stokokopops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?

A Deep Fat Friar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Availe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What should you do if your hair is overweight?

dye it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark4669
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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