I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
My balding grandfather told me that there was an adept wigmaker at the mall.
The wigmaker offered me a good deal that I was willing toupee for.
What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?
A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
My balding magician friend has come up with a new trick.
He vanished into thin hair.
im balding and my girlfriend said I need to wear a hat to cover it up. I told her no and she broke up with me... no cap..
Why is my dad balding
Because now I am his heir.
What is the motto for balding men?
Hair today gone tomorrow!
Why didn't the balding man get a hairpiece?
Because he didn't want toupee for it
What do you call a balding aeroplane?
I work for Delta Airlines and everyone is balding
Guess you could call it
Delta Hairlines
How do you call German who is balding?
I'm starting up a new air travel company for balding farmers...
I'll call it Reseeding Airlines.
Balding Dad getting a haircut say's to me
Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.
Did you hear the one about the man who hated being bald?
He got rabbits tattooed on his head so from a distance they looked like hares.
Is the man in the moon naturally bald?
No eclipse it.
Actual dad joke told during the lunar eclipse this morning.
My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him...
He just can't part with it.
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
Got into an argument with a bald man
Apparently saying "Keep your hair on" wasn't the best idea.
I can't believe how rapidly I went from having a complete and impressive mullet to being bald!
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Why do bald men like teepees?
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
What did the bald man say to his comb?
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I went totally bald overnight
You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow
What do you call a bald heron?
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
Have you heard about the bald rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
If a demon ever goes bald
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
Got a haircut today.
Maybe next time I'll get all hairs cut.
I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits
So from a distance it looks like hares
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?
He thought he was a bird of pray.
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)
Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
I’m a bald man and I’m thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.
From a distance they will look like hares.
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupée
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