Heavy Rain Puns

A list of puns related to "Heavy Rain"

I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?

Kemosoggy

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👤︎ u/village_lunatic
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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