3 Hilarious Heavy Rain Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?

Thunder-wear

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📅︎ Jan 19 2021

I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Dec 30 2018

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What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?

Kemosoggy

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👤︎ u/village_lunatic

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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