Whopping Puns

A list of puns related to "Whopping"

My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.

We've made a massive mistake

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👤︎ u/oxygenatedair66
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why is Cool Whop called Cool Whip?

Because who would buy boring whip.

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👤︎ u/Fallout3boi
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I work at Subway

Me: Would you like anything else on your sandwich? Cute girl: No thank you, that's all. Cute girls dad: Oh, how about you put 2 whopping pounds of jalapeños on there. winks at me winks at daughter winks back at me leaves store without daughter

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👤︎ u/ohlongjohnson1
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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