Overwhelming Puns

I've been swamped!

I could not take the pane.

Psychologists call it Déjà poo.

Turns out it was just a farts alarm

I simply cannot Handel it.

She seamstressed.

Oh the humanities!

To be honest, I prefer a holiday that's less in tents.

Oh my Guinness.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:

Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.

I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.

Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am

me: "So, you have pianist's envy?"

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Across

1 Severe and overwhelming shock or grief (10)

Boy Clown: Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…

Girl Clown: Why not ??

Boy Clown: I’m broke.

Boy Clown: May I hold your hand??

Girl Clown: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

Girl Clown: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??

Boy Clown: What time was it??

Girl Clown: Say you love me! Say you love me!

Boy Clown: Okay, “You love me”

Girl Clown: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

Boy Clown: Sure, what’s your phone number??

Girl Clown: I think the poorest people are the happiest..

Boy Clown: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

Girl Clown: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’€™t speak for an hour..

Boy Clown: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life!

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One of them is adopted by a family in Egypt and is named Amal and the other is adopted by a family in Mexico and is named Juan.

Years later Juan contacts his mother and sends a picture of himself to her. The mother overwhelmed with happiness, tells her husband that she wishes she could also see Amal.

He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

So we're talking and he sends me a link to the profile of a girl he's been talking to.

I look through her pictures to find an overwhelming amount of rock climbing ones.

He asks, "What do you think?"

I reply, "Well, at least she seems down to earth."

I can still remember comforting me when I got overwhelmed - giving me a hug and saying "there, their, they're."

The worst part is later in the day when I go to the bathroom I have the most overwhelming deja poo.

...and you're going "Oh my gosh, I'm so overwhelmed," and the psychic doesn't say "Hi, So Overwhelmed, I'm dead," demand your money back.