The sexual tension is so intense it could cut through steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Do want to know what's intense?

Camping... It's in tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What's mostly intense?

Sleeping bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StripedTiger711
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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This is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrianorivera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Have you ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddy_drake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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This pun is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Having sex while camping... it’s fucking intense

Old joke. Maybe fits here. First post. Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmicjoke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Want to hear something intense?

Boyscouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GearSlut26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?

Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My doctor told me I had to avoid intense activities due to my heart condition.

Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?

Camping.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaginakween68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Some intense stuff on the news today. There was a kidnapping at the local school!

It was all good they woke him up an hour later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.

He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.

I said β€œweird flex but OK”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Campings intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SindySinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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A truck driver drives during an intense winter strom

The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver gets angry and says:

"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument

It was a real Family Feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Last night's storm was so intense that it was histormical
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πŸ‘€︎ u/runaway_boomerang
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Do you know what’s really intense?

Campers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Doctor, I haven’t told anyone this yet but I’m having some intense chest pains

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Lately, my wife has been getting on my case and saying that I’m being β€œintense”

So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkyd34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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*Anytime someone says the word β€œintense”

Just like camping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thundermifflan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My camping trips are always intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Camping is pretty intense..

So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend, watching hockey. Mentioned that if the game was any more intense, we'd be camping.

She looked up at me confused, and said "why is camping intense?"

Not missing a beat, I responded with "where else would you sleep?"

Took her a couple of seconds to connect it, then she called me an idiot as she burst out laughing. My best one yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imcanadianeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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Gets pretty intense...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Intense in the Bedroom

My fiance and I were getting ready for bed. I was the first one to climb under the covers. For some reason it seems to be really cold when I first climb in, so I start rolling around frantically to generate some heat.

My fiance walks into the room and gives me a puzzled look.

> Her: Wow. You're looking intense, honey.

> Me: I'm not intense! I'm in a blanket!

The look on her face and the long groan was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themadnad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriendlyITGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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Want to see something intense?

You should go camping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMikeCassel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Me: "It was intense." Dad: "Really? I thought it was in a building."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinklings
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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Some intense conversation

Today at work-

Bob: The 49ers game was intense! Jerry: What about camping? Bob: Huh? Jerry: It was intense, In... tents?

Friggin Granddad Jerry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rptroop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Whenever I say something is 'intense'

Dad: What? I thought we were indoors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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Intense movies with my dad lead to this sort of thing way too often...

Watching some intense mobster movie with my dad: Two guys come in with shotguns and unload about 10 shots into the don while he's eating really fancy food and drinking wine. Dad looks over. "They'll never get the wine out of that shirt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perfectionist569
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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You know what's intense?

Campers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyMoist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Camping is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScinrynAhnaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Camping Is Intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aboluv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2011
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You know what's really intense?

Camping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylivingeulogy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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