Ever since I got my lung removed...
....I've cut my smoking in half.
What do you call it when a robot gets lung disease?
Cystic-Fibre Optics
What did the right lung say to the left lung?
We be-lung together
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
So they are organ-ized.
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?
It was breathtaking
What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike
Urine trouble
Everyone, I have the black lung!
It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.
What do you call someone who steals lungs?
Breathtaking.
Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?
She's named Cardi O'Vascular.
Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?
It smoked for 6 hours.
what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?
Ok, tumor
What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?
MIASMA!
Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?
Raveoli
My friend thinks I have a lung disease
I should go asthma doctor
I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...
his heart was in the right place.
