A snail turned up at my birthday party

He started to become a nuisance and was aggravating my other guests so I decided to pick him up and throw him out.

He then showed up at my next birthday party and said "what did you do that for?!".

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📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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I pulled this ol' chestnut out last night...

Daughter's 10 birthday party. Her friends are talking about eating snails...

Me: "Hey, do you think that snails want to buy cars with a big "S" on the side?"

7 little girls: "Why would they do that?"

Me: "so when they drive past, people say 'look at at that S-car go!'"

I watched 14 eyes roll simultaneously and loved every minute of it!

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