Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!
What did the French snail say when he couldn’t find his care
I saw two snails fighting the other day.
They were really slugging it out.
Why did the snail work so hard?
Because he had to support a whole household all by himself.
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
Why do the French 🇫🇷 eat so many snails 🐌
They don’t like fast food
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
What relationship advice did the snail give to it’s friend?
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
What is the difference between a slug and a snail?
Snails are better shells men.
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
The snail left his shell at home.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
Why did the snail paint the letter ‘S’ on his new Ferrari?
So everyone would see him driving and say
“Look at that escargot!”
Why do the people on diet eat snails?
Because they try to avoid fast food
A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered “S”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the “S”s, the snail replied:
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back?
What did the snail say when it picked up the phone?
What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive
On a post in r/Tifu about a guy who accidentally drank coffe with a snail in the pot.
What did the snails doctor give them for dehydration?
I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell
but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.
What does the snail on the turtle’s back say?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
My daughter told me this one haha!
Why did the snail paint a S on the side of his car?
So when he drove by people would say, “Look at that escargot!”
You’re welcome.
People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...
But they just end up being sluggish.
Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.
“Dad, I heard that the only way you guys could communicate with each other when you were young was landlines and snail mail.”
Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.
Why are French snails the fastest in the world?
Why did the snail put the letter S on his automobile?
He wanted to see his S Car Go.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
5 snails were racing, all with the numbers painted on themselves.
The one in the 5th lane had a poorly drawn 5 on it and took off, faster than all the others. The crowd yelled out, look at that S-car go!
I took the shell of my snail recently
He’s been sluggish ever since
What did the snail say when barnacles tried to attach to him?
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!!
Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
So when he sped past people they would say "look at that S car go"
Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...
Just made it a bit sluggish.
Why do the French like to eat snails?
They can't stand fast food.
Why did the snail paint an ‘S’ on his Ferrari?
So that everyone would say say “Look at that escargot.”
did you hear about the racing snail?
he took off his shell so he would be faster but in the end he just felt a bit sluggish
I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster
But instead it just made it sluggish.
Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
Because they cannot stand fast food.
Why did the snail paint a giant “S” on his car?
So whenever he drove by, all the people would say “Look at that escargot!”
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