8 Hilarious Ska Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the ska band say when they threw their mic on the ground?

pickitup pickitup pickitup!

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👤︎ u/Binksamus

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Ska music helped prepare me for fatherhood

All I say all day is "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"

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👤︎ u/MechanicalDruid

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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What is the best regional psychedelic ska music in the states?

Iowaska

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👤︎ u/realfleshperson

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.

We're called Dadness.

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👤︎ u/SmarkieMark

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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I spent my night yesterday rediscovering a British ska band from the 70s

It was madness

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👤︎ u/grimApocalypse

📅︎ May 11 2018

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Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?

A-lah-ah-ah-ska

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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I took a drive to Des Moines to see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

It was my first Iowa ska trip.

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👤︎ u/josiahbeast

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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After I said it, she told me I'd ruined everything ever.

Was with the girlfriend and she was pointing out scars she had. When she pointed out one on her hand I started smacking a rhythm out on her hand. When she asked "What are you doing?" I simply replied: "I'm playing some ska!"

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👤︎ u/Clarrington

📅︎ Aug 14 2014

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