Mento Puns

A list of puns related to "Mento"

Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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👤︎ u/lytical
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I bought a giant pack of mentos and I kept it.

I guess you could say it’s now a memento!

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👤︎ u/bill-nyeee
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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To reddit, I leave my only Mentos candy with a frog on it.

My last Memento

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👤︎ u/NotSoButtHurt
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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The man at the register offered me some free Mentos

I said "No thanks, I prefer women toes."

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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👤︎ u/Yerawizardmaddy
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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How many mentos should you have before running a race?

5 for each of your menfeet.

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👤︎ u/userpurr
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I was eating some Mentos today, and I asked my daughter if she wanted some.

No thanks, I don't like them. I'm Mentos intolerant.

That's how you make your dad proud.

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👤︎ u/jakeymango
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Did you hear how much the creator of Mentos made?

He made a mint..

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👤︎ u/glennstratford
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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👤︎ u/Tevvi94
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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My daughter was so amazed at the size of her moms woman toes.

I offered to show her my mentos.

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👤︎ u/postedByDan
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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My friend told me he likes to suck on women toes.

I said that’s weird, I personally like to suck on mentos.

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👤︎ u/privilegedpickle
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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Got my girlfriend with this earlier

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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👤︎ u/Sauron1209
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.

They’re meMentos.

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👤︎ u/DreadedShred
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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What's a cannibals favorite candy?

Mentos

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👤︎ u/the_doot
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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👤︎ u/kalbo_boii
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

It is Mentos.

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👤︎ u/Sai_2609
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What’s the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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👤︎ u/beestly
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers ?

It's Mentos.

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👤︎ u/expellarimus
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

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👤︎ u/nathanhasse
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos.

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👤︎ u/Canooter
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos.

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👤︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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👤︎ u/im_the_clone
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers

Mentos

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👤︎ u/Connor0388
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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👤︎ u/samfox11223
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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