Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I bought a giant pack of mentos and I kept it.

I guess you could say it’s now a memento!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bill-nyeee
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To reddit, I leave my only Mentos candy with a frog on it.

My last Memento

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoButtHurt
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The man at the register offered me some free Mentos

I said "No thanks, I prefer women toes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yerawizardmaddy
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How many mentos should you have before running a race?

5 for each of your menfeet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/userpurr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I was eating some Mentos today, and I asked my daughter if she wanted some.

No thanks, I don't like them. I'm Mentos intolerant.

That's how you make your dad proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeymango
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Did you hear how much the creator of Mentos made?

He made a mint..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glennstratford
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tevvi94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My daughter was so amazed at the size of her moms woman toes.

I offered to show her my mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postedByDan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My friend told me he likes to suck on women toes.

I said that’s weird, I personally like to suck on mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/privilegedpickle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Got my girlfriend with this earlier

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauron1209
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I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.

They’re meMentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadedShred
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What's a cannibals favorite candy?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_doot
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

It is Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai_2609
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What’s the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beestly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers ?

It's Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expellarimus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhasse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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