Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
How do shellfish find their way home?
Mussel memory
How do you deal with someone who is too shellfish?
Sue them in small clams court.
How do shellfish get around London?
With an oyster card!
Why couldn’t the shellfish farmer go for a run?
He pulled a mussel.
What do you call a shellfish nunnery?
An oyster cloister.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then i realised "am i really this shellfish"?
The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To get stronger mussels
why are they constantly fighting? because they're all a little shellfish.
It's an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share...
But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!
You know, a billion years ago I was a little shellfish. And I still have a little shellfishness in me now.
I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance
It was the clam before the strum.
What kind of tea did the shellfish drink?
Pearl grey
Why was the shellfish taking drugs?
Because it had sore mussels
Hear about the disease that wiped out the shellfish beds?
It was a clamity.
What do you call someone who helps shellfish give birth?
A lobstetrician!
Why couldn’t the shellfish go to the seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel
Did you hear about the shellfish who went to the disco?
He pulled a mussel.
