Bivalves Puns

A list of puns related to "Bivalves"

My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...

He has big mussels!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...

He makes cultured pearls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Who takes a bivalve to the hospital in an emergency?

A clambulance.

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👤︎ u/alvarortor
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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