Mollusks Puns

A list of puns related to "Mollusks"

Where do mollusks go to find lost luggage?

The clams department

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank

It was very well clamoflaged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeabaSquad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a funny mollusk?

A Clamedian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/am-goose-help
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My friend has a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout...

He has big mussels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why mollusks never help anyone?

Because they are shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!

Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a rich clam?

Elon Mollusk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Environmental-Win836
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Sea_Cucumber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomboom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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