For the life of me I can't find it but I was going through a firefighting course for the navy and the instructors said they disinfect the face masks with a solution that will cause problems for you if you have a shellfish and or egg allergy. On the one hand, I believe them but on the other, this wouldn't be the first time they misremember and I'm curious as to what it could be. I'm assuming it's based on similar compounds to stuff found in shellfish and egg if it indeed would trigger such allergies

Infamously, Mojang have said they don't want to put Sharks into Minecraft due to not wanting to make a real animal be a hostile entity, as well as also not making them passive or neutral due to it encouraging people to approach them, however, I have came up with a potential solution, Zebra Sharks.

Mojang recently have wanted to add endangered animals to the game in order to teach, and also wanted to give every animal in the game a unique use, and as it happens, Zebra Sharks meet both of these requirements.

Now first of all, it's worth mentioning about the thing stated in the first paragraph. Zebra Sharks are actually a docile species and in many places around the world even wild ones are known to eat directly from people's hands, in fact, the only recorded attacks by Zebra Sharks have all been as a result of them being antagonised first, meaning the Zebra Shark could make for a unique Neutral mob.

What would they do?

Zebra Sharks in the wild naturally hunt down shelled molluscs and Bivalves using specialised teeth designed for breaking into shells. In Minecraft, Zebra Sharks could interract with sand blocks in a similar way to Sheep with Grass, digging up a Sea Shell or even rarer, a Pearl.

Zebra Sharks could be found in the Coral Reef biome, making them rare to come by. Zebra Sharks can be bred with Fish, resulting in a batch of Zebra Shark Eggs. Similarly to Turtle Eggs, these eggs hatch over time, and take the form of a block. These eggs can be Silk Touched if you wish to move the Sharks elsewhere.

After a while, the Zebra Sharks will hatch, and have their distinct black and white striped patterns, which is replaced by a spot pattern upon becoming adults. Additionally, you can pick up the Pups in a bucket, getting a 'Shark Pup in a Bucket' item. Due to them being 2.5 blocks long, adult Zebra Sharks cannot be picked up in a bucket.

Sea Shells and Pearls

Two new items could come with the Zebra Shark, the Sea Shell and the Pearl. As mentioned before, Zebra Sharks prey on Shellfish and Bivalves, and as a result, two items related to these creatures could be added. Sea Shells are a renewable way of obtaining Calcite, as many shells are actually composed of Calcite. Nine shells make a single Calcite block. Pearls on the other hand, are a rare drop foraged from the sand by the Sharks. Four Pearls make a Block of Pearl. Pearls could also potentially be used as a potion ingredient, but I'm not sure wha

Hello, and welcome! This is a D100 for terrible workplace conditions of a company office. A more "Corporate" environment. There are no restrictions to this list in terms of setting. Allow your creative minds to go wild.

1. Promotions are done via Blood Sport
2. Not meeting the weekly sales quota results in ( Death | Curses | Torture )
3. Work hours vary from extreme to miniscule.
4. Workers are forced to live in designated living spaces provided by the company. Workers are monitored heavily.
5. Workers are restricted to uniforms that hide their identities.
6. Heating and cooling devices break regularly on the worst days.
7. The office is infested with pests such as ( Roaches | Flies | Rats | Etc. )
8. The company is a social experiment meant to break / test it's employees.
9. The company is an experiment that tests the killing potential of ( Zombies | Demons | Malicious Spirits | Monsters | Aliens | Etc )
10. Employees are monitored CLOSELY by guards, cameras, and other devices.
11. Upper management ignores and even endorses workplace violations such as ( Hazards | Harassment | Sexual Harassment | Wage discrepancies | Etc )
12. Workers are expected to come and do some free labor at times.
13. Entitled customers are given permission to stab workers who don't completely satisfy them with Brand Name daggers, available for purchase at the front ( By Turbocool02 )
14. Designated meal breaks are provided by the bite of food/sip of drink, not a certain amount of breaktime ( By Turbocool02 )
15. Similar to a pyramid scheme, if a worker doesn't recruit a certain number of new employees per year, they are docked pay. ( By Turbocool02 )
16. If a worker is *too* good of a worker, their brain is harvested and bonded to a larger hivemind to create the perfect worker ( By Turbocool02 )
17. There is a "quarantine bay" of work, where all sick workers are placed so they can stay productive, regardless of sickness. It is not the cleanest, and the mixture of sickness causes people to get worse in there. ( By Turbocool02 )
18. Intensely hot work environment, but things like lotion and chapstick is strictly banned ( By Turbocool02 )
19. Workplace provided meals are the ONLY thing allowed to be eaten on breaks. It mu

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Good morning y'all! I'm a 39 year old nonbinary (they/them) who got back on testosterone in July of 2021 after a 3 year hiatus. Since the start of November I've been working out on average of six days a week, mainly focusing on strength training with some mild cardio. In regards to diet, I try to keep my carbs on the lower end and when I'm doing a high load/intensity strength day. The carbs I consume is mainly from beef liver some shellfish, eggs and, some cheeses. Because of my gi condition (autoimmune related) , I mainly eat animal products because a lot of veg, fruit and, nuts are incompatible with my gi problems and my body overall.

My main question is, how many of y'all out there are over 35 years old on testosterone and how has your workout progress is going? Also what tricks or tips do you use to help combat the problems associated with starting to get a bit older into middle age? Its wonderful to see younger trans men/masculine people kickin ass and getting gains, just feels a bit lonely being much older with out anyone in my age peer range.

I guess the concept didn't work

Reading the other post about Norovirus, and how many misconceptions there are about it, I figured that it warranted its own post. I for one am tired of people unknowingly spreading this around. I hate dealing with pukey people every winter.

Norovirus (aka winter vomitting bug, stomach flu, etc...) is the most common cause of gastroenteritis, and is responsible for the majority of food-borne illnesses. It has no relation to "the flu" (influenza) and a flu shot will offer zero protection from it. Symptoms usually develop 12 to 48 hours after being exposed, and recovery typically occurs within 1 to 3 days, it is self-limiting. However, it is possible to re-infect yourself and others. Previous infection does not reduce your chances of subsequent infection from the other diverse genotypes, only the same strain. It is responsible for about 200,000 deaths a year, globally.

It is generally not aerosolized, except in circumstances where toilets with vomit/diarrhea are flushed, or eating food/breathing air near an episode of vomit/diarhhea. It is extrememly contagious, as few as five virus particles are required for an infection. In one case, one infected person was found to infect an average of 14 other people (R=14). It can survive for weeks on hard surfaces, and it is still found in fecal material weeks after an infected person recovers.

Hand washing is more effective than alcohol based sanitizers. One study found that hospitals which relied on sanitizers primarily had more outbreaks than hospitals that relied on hand-washing. Common household sanitizers are often not effective on it either. The most effective sanitizer is diluted bleach. This is problematic, because most schools/daycares don't use it. They often opt for natural alternatives, with virtually zero efficacy. The extreme focus we have put on COVID in the past two years has led people to forget about every other transmissable virus. Using sanitizers that specifically protect against COVID, while having never been tested on salmonella, etc... has done a huge disservice to gains we have made in every other metric against other communicabale diseases. If you suspect that you have norovirus, stay home. Going to get a COVID test is more likely to spread norovirus to many other people (especially if you use the bathroom while there) than it is to identify COVID.

The most common sources of food-borne norovirus infections are raw shellfish, and salad ingredients.

It was only recently that researchers hav

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Lack of local image storage has driven me to extremes

In some of Standard Notes competitor apps (Joplin, Obsidian), one can easily snap a photo with the phone's camera and embed that photo into the note with markdown syntax. Standard Notes can't do that, and it has driven me to create a complex system for hosting my own images on a local fileserver. Here's my workflow for easily capturing and embedding photos into Standard Notes markdown notes on iOS.

I think it's safe to say this guide/workflow is not for everyone. It's fairly advanced and involves hosting several pieces of software and doing some network administration. But if you're a self-hoster (or want to learn) maybe it'll give you an idea or two. Relatedly, the "easily" in my post's title refers to the ease of the process once it is setup. Setting up the whole system is notably not easy.

By the way, I realize that the Bold editor can embed FileSafe images. This does not work for me as,

1. I want everything in Markdown, and
2. FileSafe is kind of clunky in general. I'd rather have all my images organized in directories, etc rather than just as a giant pool of attachments.

Why is it so important to me?

I use Standard Notes for my daily diary/journal entires. A big part of my journaling workflow is adding photos. If I'm at my son's soccer game and I take a picture, I like to be able to quickly and easily put it in that day's note. In Joplin or Obsidian, I hit the Image button, take/select the image, and the image is uploaded to local storage and an embeddable markdown image link is generated. Easy/peasy. Standard Notes has no such button, more's the pity.

Apparently, some kind of image-grab functionality is coming to SN in the near-ish future, though details and timeline are unclear. So here is how I accomplish this task with Standard Notes and self-hosted software.

My easy-embed workflow

My workflow depends on a few things:

1. iOS Shortcuts
2. Secure Shellfish (iOS SSH app)
3. Wireguard (optional, for access to my image server anywhere)
4. Pi-Hole or other local DNS server
5. A server running a basic file server (Caddy)
6. Reverse proxy for HTTPS (also Caddy)

Shortcut

I have a Shortcut on my iPhone that appears on the share sheet. When I take a photo, I can share it to the shortcut. The shortcut does a few things:

1. Converts the photo from .heic to .jpeg
2. Saves this photo in a folder managed by Secure Shellfish
3. Copies the image title and appends it into a markdown imag

They were cooked in Greece.

Important note: the UN employs over 100,000 people to tackle COVID “misinformation”. The British Army’s 77 Brigade combats convid “misinformation online”. Bots are things. Expect this thread to be destroyed by down-votes and “trolls” (if not simply deleted like the past several attempts to get this truth out).

Key note: in order to keep this post active for longer, two words will be altered throughout (even in quoted text); the nonce words will be: Vais and Zines. I trust you’re able to figure them out.

Where people like Dr. Stefan Lanka would give you a technical – i.e. “scientific” perspective – I’m going to give you one based purely on logic.

Before we go further, here are two very important matters to consider:

1. When studying, would-be doctors repeat dogmas in order to get their certificates, to get their careers. Opposing a key dogma is to risk failing the course, which means no certificate and no career.
2. If a man gifted the title of Authority tells you that the green wall you’re looking at is blue, then no matter what your eyes see, the wall is blue. The way the human eye interprets colour is based on the amount of light going into the eye; colours cannot be proven since many of us may see things slightly differently (https://hyperallergic.com/187012/how-many-colors-can-most-of-us-actually-see/). What’s important here is that when the Authority tells you the wall is blue, the wall must be blue, because this is what becomes dogma.

Flu

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/disease/spread.htm

“People with flu can spread it to others up to about 6 feet away. Most experts think that flu vais spread mainly by droplets made when people with flu cough, sneeze or talk.”

The underlined word is important. Think indicates that their entire dogma is based on theory. This means that there is no concrete evidence. Perhaps then, we should study the basics of vaisology ourselves…?

Vaisology 101

“Vais lacks independent metabolism and they can only replicate inside host cells, so vais cannot be cultured in non-living medium as bacteria and fungi. Vais can only be cultured in embryonated egg, cell line culture and animal inoculation.”

Before breaking that down, let’s have a logic attack:

*If I got food poisoning, I’d be sick and/or crapping my guts out. But, unless y

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.